Wednesday, December 2, 2009

FINALS!

Agh! Its finals weeks. Here is a post for all my college homies.


Magic 8 ball says:
Will I survive? Yes.
Will I survive with sanity? Outlook not so good.

Top ten on how to survive finals:
1. sing, dance and generally rock out in car to sufficiently hip music (I recommend JayZ, Black Eyed Peas, or Shakira....Holla!)
2. when stress hits, just remember: CTFO! (if you don't know what this means, ask someone under 40)
3. red wine at night, ladies delight
4. coffee, Zipfizz or other highly caffinated beverage as a study aid (especially if you are like me and get to go to school and study after being mommy and working all day)
5. procrastinate until the last minute, the adrenaline will usually help get your wheels turning
6. facebook, Blogspot, YouTube, Ebay, or MSNBC can help you with number 5
7. read number 3 and 4, drink, rinse, repeat
8. subway sandwiches!
9. complain, complain, complain it helps release pressure otherwise your head might just explode into a thousand little pieces

and number 10...

10. give it all you've got because you are almost done and you rock!! i.e. Daily affirmations: "you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!"